Walking & Chewing Gum

Perfect Lighting - Check
Fall Colors - Check
Chewing Massive Mouthful of Grass - NAILED IT!

Armpit Fedish

This is what I look like when I get my armpit scratched. I'm a weirdo.

Thigh High

I like my thighs scratched so much that I almost tip over when getting them scratched. I'm an addict.

My Name Is Pig....Really...It Is.

I'm so fat that four kids can sit on me. I only get one handful of grain. (The kids love me!)

Flashback 80"s

 



My teeth are gross. But my mom's hair looks worse. :)

Danger Will Robinson...Danger!

Don't worry! I'll save us from danger! (Even if bolting is naughty.)

Sweet as Sugar

My name is Punchinello and this is my butt. I would not go in the water. They tried to push me with another horse. Pull me with another horse...bribe and coax me. I'm made of sugar, I will melt if I get wet! I think my mom might have been upset when her friend walked past on her greener-than-grass mare and went for a swim. Sometimes I'm a butt-head.

First Post on the Wall of Shame - Phoenix Likes to Jump

My name is Phoenix and I'm very sorry I jumped this fence behind me to get to the mares. Mom says I'm a gelding, but that doesn't mean I don't like to flirt!